Recently, I was reading some comments about the new show MonsterQuest on the History channel. If you go to the History channel website, they have a short clip about the upcoming Sasquatch show. In this clip, they show the host(?) on camera and at one point something throws a rock in his general direction. Now, in reading the comments about this clip, someone mentioned that the whole thing was probably made up just for the show, to spice things up perhaps. Rick Noll is shown in this clip. So I guess that means he's in on the hoax? Or the stunt? Or whatever you choose to call it?
That got me thnking, is there anyone widely accepted in the Sasquatch collaborative (we can't use the term community anymore I guess) that is widely trusted and held in esteem?
Lets, see, Rick Noll is out, he MIGHT have been involved in some sort of machinations involving rock-throwing for a tv show.
Jeff Meldrum is involved in this show as well, so musta been in on it, so he's out too.
The BFRO is (allegedly) only in it for the money, so their out.
We here as NESRA have been accused of only being in it for the money, I seem to recall seeing the term NE$RA used, so we're out. We also failed to stand up for a couple of our junior members when they had a sighting (although none of us were there, so I don't see how we can vouch for their sighting, but we won't consider that)
SRI is a bunch of meanies, so their out.
Tom Biscardi is an opportunist (and a hoaxer, allegedly) and is only in it for the money, so he's out.
The Bigfoot Forums is populated with mean people and folks who question everything, so their out.
Steve Kulls has been associated with Biscardi, so he's out.
Loren Coleman is only in it for the money and fame, so he's out.
Craig Woolheater writes for Cryptomundo, which is also associated with Loren Coleman, so he's out.
Doug Hajicek is involved with the new MonsterQuest Sasquatch episode, where a rock was thrown to allegedly make the show better, so he's out.
Doug Hajicek was involved with Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science, so any person or group associated with that, is out.
Jeff Meldrum's book Sasquatch:Legend Meets Science is the companion piece to the documentary of the same name, so, becasue Mr. Hajicek was involved with the MonsterQuest Sasquatch episode where a rock was allegedly thrown to boost the ratings, I'm afraid Dr. Meldrums book is out.
Anyone who agrees with any of the above named people, or groups or websites, or forums, is out.
Anybody who's read Dr. Meldrums book is out. Cause he was invloved in the MonsterQuest tv show, where a rock was thrown as an alleged attempt to make the show more exciting.
The GCBRO is out, cause they seem to be of the attitude that one should be killed.
Any person, group, forum member, website, or entity that agrees that one should be killed is out.
Anyone who's ever made a mistake in the field is out, cause that's just not good science.
Anyone who's ever listened to a radio show that's hosted any of the above named people, groups, forums, websites, or entities, is out.
Any host, or anyone associated with any radio show that's hosted any of the above named people, groups, forums, or entities, is out, cause you must BE IN ON IT!
Anyone who doesn't know what every sound in the woods is immediately, is out.
Anyone who's ever mentioned something on a forum or website, and has then been accused of associating it with Sasquatch just BECAUSE they mentioned it on a fourm or website, even if they didn't mean to, is out.
Anyone who's ever made a spelling or grammatical error in a post, or has mistyped something on a website, is out.
Anyone who only wants to read ABOUT Sasquatch, but doesn't care to look for one, is out.
Anyone who lives in an area that's not a known Sasquatch hotbed of activity; and this includes folks from other countries as well; is out.
Anyone trying to have fun while doing this type of thing, is out.
Anyone who doesn't have the nature skills of Daniel Boone, is out.
Anyone coming up with a new theory or idea, is out.
Any group, or person, or website, that sells Sasquatch related paraphernalia to fund the group, or themselves, or the website, is out.
Any group, or person who uses the equipment they have, instead of the latest technology, is out.
Anyone who visits paranormal websites that contain content that includes UFO's, ghosts, or any other paranormal things, but also has a separate section for the Sasquatch phenomena, is out.
Anyone who's ever read a work of fiction about the Sasquatch, or has watched a movie that contains anything fictional about the Sasquatch is out.
I think I pretty much covered it all. It's kinda like that Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game really. Anything listed above can be connected to anyone or anything in the Sasquatch collective. So, with that being said, GO FORTH AND ENJOY!!!
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